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Glossary Beyond Z...

Now come on.... do you really expect to find more terms after 'Z' ??????
 well OK, here are a few humourous interpretations...


AAA Acronym for "Acronyms Aren't Abbreviations".
AMIGA Acronym for "Amazing Machine Intended for Graphics Artists".
ANSI Acronym for "Another Nonsensical String of Initials".
APPLE Acronym for "Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity".
ASCII Acronym for "Advanced System Common Interface Input".
ASP Acronym for "A Stupid Program".
BASIC Acronym for "Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control".
BIOS Acronym for "Boots In One Second".
CAD Acronym for "Can't Actually Draw".
CDROM Acronym for "Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months".
CLI Acronym for "Can't Learn It".
COMPAQ Acronym for "Company Of Morons, Producing Awful Quality".
CMOS Acronym for "Computer Must Operate Somehow".
COBOL Acronym for "Considered Obsolete By Other Languages".
CPU Acronym for "Central Propulsion Unit".
DOS Acronym for "Defunct Operating System".
DEC Acronym for "Do Expect Cuts".
DVD Acronym for "Developing Very Dangerously".
FFS Acronym for "Fragmented File System".
FTP Acronym for "Find The Program".
FUD Acronym for "Faking Useless Data".
GIGO Acronym for "Garbage In, Gospel Out".
GPS Acronym for "Going Places Systematically".
GUI Acronym for "Gets Users Irritated".
HTTP Acronym for "How They Transfer Pages".
IBM Acronym for "I Blame Microsoft".
IDE Acronym for "It Does Eventually".
INTEL Acronym for "Inventors Never Took Engineering Lessons".
ISDN Acronym for "It Still Does Nothing".
JVC Acronym for "Japanese Velly Crever".
MACINTOSH Acronym for "Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs".
MIPS Acronym for "Meaningless Indicator of Processing Speed".
MS-DOS Acronym for "Maybe Some Day an Operating System".
OS/2 Acronym for "Obsolete Soon, Too".
P&G Acronym for "Profit and Gain".
PCMCIA Acronym for "People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms".
SCSI Acronym for "System Can't See It".
SEWP Acronym for "Somewhere Everybody Waits Patiently".
WINDOWS Acronym for "When I Need Data Output Without Speed".
WINDOWS XP Acronym for "When It's Not Daudling Or Wasting Space, eXpect Problems".
WWW Acronym for "World Wide Wait".

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